E3: Crazy Boobage

Courtesy of XBOX360, we can watch E3 videos directly on our TV via XBOX Live.

Gig and I'll be covering those and other videos regarding Sony PS3 and Nintendo's small Wii. Before we begin however, let's get our priorities straight and talk about the really important development at E3. In an attempt to garner more respectability E3 this year has banned "Booth Girls", those voluptuous young ladies who bring the vital boobage factor to the event. (Well, in all honesty I think it was a good move on E3's part. It's about time the electronic entertainment industry gain some maturity.)

However, fear not! Our good friends at Tecmo comes to the rescue with their video of DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball 2.

If you have a set of balls, the first time you saw DOA and you saw the bounce factor you have paused with a "woah". Didn't think it could get better? Well, it turns out that so far both cleavage have been linked together, and both boobs have been linked as one unit, bouncing together.

Now comes DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball 2, with independantly controlled boobs that bounce along all axis. That's right folks, these boobs bounce in all directions and independantly of each other. When you see it for the first time, it is truly mind boggling.

Mind boggling is really the only way to describe it.

Alright now that we got that out of the way, Gig will start you off with a quick overall description of what we feel about the E3 showings overall, including our theories about Sony's price strategy, and move on to individual games worthy of attention.

Gig, stop playing UNO on the 360 and get writing! It's just freaking UNO.